ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

czechthecount:

Lions Gate Bridge

unclefather:

I don’t want to hear the dog ate your homework. 

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bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

image

bigmacmami:

Uuuuuuuuuuuuu yas

(Source: dong-energy)